092 - High Thigh, Dustin vs Freight, and Golf Addiction
The Tim Hawkins Podcast
The Tim Hawkins Podcast
4.7 • 2.3K Ratings
🗓️ 2 August 2018
⏱️ 97 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Podcast Contradiction Association has rated the following program as not rated. |
| 0:17.8 | You're more physical than you used to be. You're more animated in the way you used to just kind of stand |
| 0:23.2 | of like this. Like I'm destined. But now you're more. I don't have to turn into that. What you need is a big |
| 0:31.2 | old axe for your lumberjack shirt. Yeah. I like the new flannel. It's nice. It's a more straight |
| 0:37.9 | forward. It's like I know what I'm doing. It is the this is the signature flannel. |
| 0:41.6 | You usually bring the red one up. No, I don't have to. It's like your tiger woods. |
| 0:46.9 | Yeah, I'm Sunday. I've got the lead. That's a weak clap. That was a pathetic clap. |
| 0:59.9 | Get the clap. Bound. I'm not a review host. Just make it need to clap. Bound. I want to clap. |
| 1:09.5 | For those of you just tuning in since we're a live radio show, we're clapping for |
| 1:14.7 | Maddox because this is going to be a video episode because Maddox just got fired and we're saying goodbye. |
| 1:19.9 | Thank you. Bye Maddox for a good time here. This is the hardest conversation of boss has to have. |
| 1:25.8 | You've been traded to Cleveland. Oh, oh, great. What is it? |
| 1:32.9 | Oh, that's what I was expecting that. Wow. It was stuck. |
| 1:39.7 | Someone told me to tell you because oftentimes after the show is off, I'm always in the lobby. |
| 1:45.8 | And so people will oftentimes give me little messages to give to Tim. And sometimes they're weird |
| 1:52.1 | and I'll never relay them. But tonight someone wanted me to tell you that you gave them an asthma attack. |
| 2:00.3 | And it wasn't in a complimentary way. Like they were kind of mad. Really? It wasn't like, oh my gosh, |
| 2:06.6 | I was laughing so hard on asthma attack. It was more like I had an asthma attack and I had to leave the show. |
| 2:11.6 | Like there was just short of asking for a refund. So did you say you're welcome, |
| 2:18.3 | hovers? You sell the Tim Hawkins part. You need to talk to Levi about that. That's the next item. |
| 2:24.0 | You can get it in a package. Well, what physical things could happen to somebody when they laugh too hard? |
| 2:29.6 | So yeah, asthma attack, pain or pain? Pain or pain? |
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