S1 Ep76: Mom’s New Sex Toy

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 16 April 2020

⏱️ 86 minutes

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Summary

Same old shit, different day.

Crystal and Pata Fria handled a joint dog catching assignment. Happy Birthday to Crystal’s mom Charlene. Pata Fria is doing a new form of charity work. Don’t expect Crystal to change her cleaning routine. Be careful how you speak to/in front of your kids. No show can really top The Office and Trump is ready to colonize other planets.

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0:00.0	Do this payment to cash and customers?
0:02.0	Don't send much into no cash out because they take one to send you.
0:05.0	Yeah, what? Absolutely not.
0:08.0	I didn't sign up for that.
0:10.0	We can help you get yours in less time.
0:12.0	I bet because you want someone. Yeah, fuck you.
0:17.0	I got a cat barrier. A grandfather. A grandfather.
0:20.0	A grandfather. A grandfather.
0:22.0	And they're probably a little. Breakfast, a jam. breakfast and there's so much sanitizer smothered on this.
0:25.0	And there's so much sanitizer smothered on this.
0:29.8	The cheese smells like it.
0:32.1	I sanitized everything before I picked it up off the fucking counter.
0:36.0	What at the store?
0:38.0	Oh, I have, um, in my car for you, I have a bottle of sanitizer for mom, and Richard bought you.
0:47.0	The book?
0:48.0	Yeah, the kitchen.
0:49.0	Yeah, I was like, thank you so much.
0:52.0	I like the new positive Richard you know I make fun of him and stuff because of his
0:57.1	post but like he's keeping busy and you know doing more than me he's been a
1:01.4	big fucking help coming over to my house. You know, he obviously has a
1:05.0	shit he has to work on. But he's been coming to my house every day.
1:09.6	He's been hanging out with the kids. He's been taking the kids to go get food you know
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