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Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep75: Sobriety Swim Test

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 April 2020

⏱️ 94 minutes

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Summary

Lonely days, disturbing dreams, some family dysfunction, sassy tones and lots of tv 

xo

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0:00.0

Hello, hello.

0:05.0

hello.

0:08.0

Not retarded.

0:10.0

Hello.

0:11.0

Take that mask off. Take that mask off.

0:15.0

Hey, where are these?

0:18.0

Is this that other pair?

0:22.0

What is you saying?

0:24.0

Okay.

0:25.0

All right, well we're here for episode 75.

0:29.0

You're alive.

0:30.0

Do we sound better this week?

0:31.0

If I get one more goddamn message about the quality of last week's show?

0:35.6

We fucking know. We had technical issues for people that apparently did not see a note

0:41.2

that I included on our story and on our post I

0:47.9

specified we had some technical issues we were lucky we were even able to

0:51.9

save the episode

0:53.3

luckily we did because it was kind of long and there's no way we would have

0:56.6

redone that especially not with what's going on

0:58.9

getting back out of the house no no no no no no so, we just we let it roll as is and there you have it.

1:06.2

Understand we're already taking a risk leaving our house to come do this.

1:10.0

To come get underground. Right. It's dark down here, there's moles running around.

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