Welcome to my travel podcast, Night of Beach.

Every week I invite a special guest to take us on a journey together to their favourite

holiday destinations and to reveal their top travel tips and tales.

My passenger today is the very funny Tom Allen. TV presenter, top comedian and now author,

his book No Shame is a Sunday Times bestseller and it's hilarious.

We slag each other off on SkyWon's there's something about movies but today we are trying

to be civil and chew the cud all things travel. I welcome on board Tom Allen.

This is the final boarding call for Tattas just a Tom Allen. I repeat this is the final

boarding call for Tom Allen. Thank you.

Right Tom Allen. Yes, why are you flying? Alan M. Thank you for flying though can I

say that? Thank you for flying with me. You know this is based like we're

pretending to go on a journey. But I also thought it was my first second when you first

said it was like oh it's my airline and then I was thought no it's one plane.

Now we are so alike. Well yes we are aren't we. Yes it's true. Yes we both dance

the other side of the ballroom. We both born on June the 14th. Yes I always forget that.

Yeah. And along with Paul, Paul O'Gradian boy George and Donald Trump. Oh you had to spoil

it. But you know sometimes when he's in those meetings like with those world leaders and

you see him drifting off I think well that's definitely June the 14th. It's a bit

of a lie and it's like yeah this is where the nuclear war heads at yeah whatever let's

go. I would be so bored. I mean I'm not I don't support him. But I would I think as

a politician you might get so bored like sitting through all those meetings. Well he said

it's boring didn't he? So he's actually boring. I'd never have taken the job if I'd known.

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