S1 Ep5: I'm A Girl Scout, Wooo!

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2019

⏱️ 48 minutes

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Summary

Join Jodie and Celia for a conversation that ranges from killing your kids' creativity, challenging them to fights, losing it at them in front of religious neighbors, and of course, "crotch fires." (We can't make this stuff up.)

Instagram: @neverthoughtidsaythis
Facebook: @neverthoughtidsaythis
Twitter: @ineverthoughtid
Email: neverthoughtid@protonmail.com

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0:00.0	Hello Chico, come to Einstein. You know I love tracking the energy we use on our smart meter display.
0:07.0	Well now I found ways to help us save money on our energy bill,
0:11.0	like learning how to lower our kombi boiler flow temperature and
0:14.7	shortening our showers to four minutes.
0:17.8	Exactly I'll track our energy use on my smart meter display.
0:24.0	For extra help managing your household budgets, search get a smart meter today.
0:28.0	Eligibility may vary, consumer action required. Hey and welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This, which is a parenting
0:47.5	podcast about all the amazing and fantastic ways that we parent and all the fails and all the good times, right?
0:56.0	That's a pretty succinct description of what we talk about.
0:59.0	Yeah.
1:00.0	Our imperfectness as parents.
1:02.0	Exactly. And I am your host Jody Sweeten. Our imperfectness as parents.
1:02.6	Exactly.
1:03.2	And I am your host Jody Sweeten, along with Celia Behar.
1:07.0	Hi, and I am a life coach and a therapist.
1:11.0	And my daughters are 12 and 7, and their names are Harper and Lulu and I'm sure they're
1:16.1	thrilled that I'm outing them to the world.
1:18.3	Yeah and my girls are Zoe who is 11 and Beatrix who is 8 and a half.
1:24.0	And you're an actress in case everyone forgot.
1:26.0	I am an actress which qualifies me for nothing as far as being an expert on parenting.
1:33.0	If anything, it may actually make me less of one.
1:36.0	But I know how to pretend to be one, right?
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