S1 Ep4: Gramps Has A Ponytail

Never Thought I'd Say This

Audioboom Studios

Comedy, Parenting, Kids & Family

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 31 July 2019

⏱️ 39 minutes

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Summary

Jodie and Celia discuss those awkward first conversations about sex...when the kids know a little too much. Then, a dramatic reading of a very special and disturbing children's book written by...Celia's mother.

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0:00.0	You build, that's what you do.
0:02.2	Well, in reality, you stay overtime, fill out stacks of paperwork,
0:06.9	sorts through endless drawings, spend hours trying to project manage.
0:11.4	But not anymore.
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0:18.1	in real time, so you can get back to what you do best.
0:22.1	Building.
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0:27.0	building software for the people who build the world. Hey, welcome to this week's episode of Never Thought I'd Say This. I am your host
0:46.8	Jody Sweeten. And I am your other host, Celia Behar. And this is a parenting
0:51.8	podcast about not doing it perfectly.
0:54.0	Oh God, no.
0:55.0	Or even anything close.
0:58.0	And I've got two kids, Zoe and Beatrix who are almost 11 and 8 and a half respectively.
1:05.8	Yeah and I've got two kids as well, Harper and Lulu who are 12 and 7.
1:10.9	Yes, so we qualify as parents as something. So, uh, so yeah, here we are.
1:18.0	We're casting a pod. We're casting a pod. We're casting a pod.
1:20.0	We're casting a pod as we do. This week's never thought I'd say this. You have not heard yet. I haven't and I am so excited. Are you? I am because you always text me we
1:31.5	Celia and I are best friends and we text each other.
1:35.6	Non stop.
1:36.6	Non stop with like the ridiculous shit that's going on at our houses.
1:41.7	And so...
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