S1 Ep49: 049 - John Crist - Anthems, Jerky and Freight Films

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 16 February 2017

⏱️ 99 minutes

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Summary

Heyooo, John Crist is CRUSHING IT on the podcast! This week, Luke Bryan sings the National Anthem. Tim says the word "orange". Josh tells a Valentine's Day story. Freight stares at a basket of crackers. John wonders if sharks are gluten intolerant. And everyone chews deer jerky directly into their microphones!

Also on this episode: We discuss your #Freightvrite movies. Caleb isn't very handy, but makes up for it with his beard. Who's Kim Yon Goon? Get yourself a Freight stake. Are guys intimidated by funny women? And Freight gets the most epic gift ever!

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0:00.0	Yeah.
0:01.0	Yeah.
0:02.0	Most of those guys are Christians and believers it seems like on their worship pastors and stuff.
0:18.4	Yeah.
0:19.4	Like Danny Goki, he was, and then the other guy Chris, oh gosh, he's like from Oklahoma.
0:25.7	She always, my mom always uses like some kind of superficial like thing that to prove.
0:30.7	Yeah.
0:31.7	Well, they went to her house and she had a precious moment doll.
0:33.7	So she, I think she's Christian.
0:35.5	I think she's a believer.
0:36.5	They got married in a church.
0:37.9	She's Christian.
0:38.9	I'm like, she looked up after her song and pointed it.
0:41.3	I'm like, mom, she's drunk in a hot tub right now.
0:44.3	I don't know.
0:45.3	It's like maybe we should do that.
0:47.3	But I had a big fight with my, with my roommate in college.
0:53.7	And we were watching a football game and this guy scored a touchdown and did the kneeling
0:57.5	thing and pointed up.
0:58.5	Yeah.
0:59.5	I'm like, what do you, what do you got to, you know, why, why, why do you got to do that?
1:03.5	Doesn't the Bible say just pray and, you know, yeah, like we don't even know who he is
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