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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S1 Ep48: 048 - Jonnie W - Crappaw, Tattoos and Velveeta

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 9 February 2017

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

Heeeere’s Jonnie W. And also, Crappaw, Luke Bryan, Ikea Man, and Tim, and Caleb, and Freight, and Aaron… SO MANY PEOPLE!! Tim and Caleb talk tattoos. Tim finds the correlation between prison ministry and Chuck E. Cheese. Freight throws a water bottle. Jonnie channels Hannibal Lecter. And Aaron beheads a block of Velveeta.

Also on this episode: The gang opens gifts from Poddy Break fans! Crappaw gets new tennis balls. Ikea man gets some olives. Jonnie shows his biblical knowledge. Freight doesn’t get a Christian pickup line. And Crappaw gives out motivational speeches.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I'm going to get it.

0:10.9

I think we're getting evil maybe.

0:13.1

I never do you guys ever do you guys ever going to truck stops anymore?

0:16.7

Do you?

0:17.7

Yeah.

0:18.7

That'll get old.

0:20.7

Yeah.

0:21.7

It's one of those where you get out at every truck stop when you start traveling every

0:24.3

truck stop and now I use.

0:25.5

I don't know where we're going.

0:27.3

Oh, maybe we're just turning.

0:28.3

I think it's because we have so much like coffee we make here and it's a lot better.

0:34.4

We get the perfect cup of coffee here.

0:37.2

Oh, yeah.

0:38.2

That's really all you get.

0:40.2

Oh, yeah.

0:41.2

I'm looking at your tattoo there.

0:43.7

Yeah.

0:44.7

And I'm thinking about getting another one.

0:48.5

And are you thinking about getting it?

0:50.5

I am.

0:51.5

I've got the idea because I think that you and I should get one together.

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