S1 Ep35: 035 - Jonnie W - Crappaw, Nerf and Bullies

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.7 • 2.3K Ratings

🗓️ 3 November 2016

⏱️ 80 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

We’re back for PART 2!!! Tim discovers that Freight likes coffee. Caleb holds up Tim’s live show to make a pour over during intermission. Jonnie’s not slim enough to panhandle. Freight buys 8 boxes of twinkies and gets recognized. And Tim has a nerf war in his basement.

Also on this episode: Caleb gets into an altercation after wrestling goes too far. Jonnie throws a bully down a muddy hill. Tim parodies Lee Greenwood, in front of Lee Greenwood. And the show goes downhill when old Crappaw shows up with his tennis ball.

Get more of Jonnie at http://www.jonniew.com/Tweet him @jonnie_w

Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	I don't like it.
0:01.0	I don't like hot drinks and I don't like bitter stuff.
0:03.0	What do you—
0:04.0	So I would have to be like a glass of candy.
0:05.0	I'd be one of those guys who'd be like, this guy with this coffee.
0:07.0	It'd be mostly sugar and cream and stuff.
0:09.0	Yeah.
0:10.0	So like a frothy, I do.
0:11.0	I do.
0:12.0	I proof mine up a little bit.
0:13.0	Like a frothy?
0:14.0	I do.
0:15.0	I do.
0:16.0	I do.
0:17.0	I do.
0:18.0	I do.
0:19.0	I do.
0:20.0	I do.
0:21.0	I do.
0:22.0	I do.
0:23.0	I do.
0:24.0	I do.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from The Tim Hawkins Podcast, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of The Tim Hawkins Podcast and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.