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🗓️ 27 October 2016
⏱️ 73 minutes
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Up and at ‘em! It’s time for another Poddy Break! Jonnie W is back for Part 1 of a TWO PART EPISODE! Everybody wakes up at the crack of noon to record the podcast. Jonnie has bed head, Caleb has hoarse voice, and Freight sits down REAL HARD!!! Tim bestows the virtues of Ozone Water. Caleb works out. Jonnie’s friends are using him as a crutch to bulk up. Caleb drink orange juice because he wasn’t warned.
Also on this episode: Freight says the bus is 50 hands high. Tim visits New York and loses $100 in 5 minutes. Jonnie reveals that Bob Ross hates his own afro. Tim’s wife, Heather, tries to address the white elephant in the room. Freight attempts early morning karaoke. And Jonnie ponders the name “Ruth’s Chris Steakhouse”.
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0:00.0 | We got freight in place. Johnny, if you want to jump on, feel free to. |
0:19.3 | We're rolling. You pushed record? Yeah. 28 seconds ago. Really? Yeah. Okay. |
0:27.7 | I've been rolling early. I'm trying to. Yeah. I don't want you to get prepared at all. |
0:32.2 | I don't need to be ready. That's good. I want to catch the real life you munching on grapes. |
0:37.0 | Is that what you're eating right now? I have a grape. Wow, dude. You look like. See, I want |
0:42.6 | to start doing the show more often in the morning than we wake up. Look at his hair. |
0:47.3 | Yeah. Who do you think out of the bus? Like, like, wait, wait, she's. Say cheese. Yeah, that's |
0:53.5 | good. You look like you look Jim Brewer. You get Jim Brewer eyes. Yeah. Like you've been. Yeah. |
0:59.3 | I would say yeah. Hi. I look a little high. I would say John. Chris. Yeah. My hair is |
1:05.6 | high. Chris always looks like that. Yeah. That's true. Johnny has the biggest transfer. |
1:09.9 | When I get really surprised, I open my eyes all the way open to normal. Yeah. That's my |
1:14.6 | surprise. Yeah. But like, yeah. I mean, Chris just woke up. You know, like, freight train, |
1:22.2 | he gets up. He swings his legs over the bed. And then he coughed. It sounded like just a farm |
1:29.2 | animal. Yeah. Johnny. Yeah. I said, you got a bloat. You got a blow out the lines. |
1:36.2 | And you know, like when they do the fuel injectors, we got a blow. He's blown out his own lines. |
1:45.0 | We heard him from the back and he goes, well, freights up. Yeah. He's ready to podcast. |
1:50.2 | Yeah. What are you doing, man? What are you making? Coffee? Oh my gosh. All right. Well, I am. |
1:59.7 | I'm going to tell you about my new thing. We talked about my new thing this week. I was |
2:04.9 | surprised when you said, what they put the last part when you said that you actually drink it. |
2:08.7 | I drink it. Yeah. I got it. I got a new ozone machine. So you're a still machine. It pumps |
2:15.3 | ozone into water. The alien water. Yeah. Okay. Why do you call it alien water? Why do you have to go there? |
2:21.0 | Because it creeps me out. Because when Gary was telling you, we'll tell us about it. His wife was, |
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