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🗓️ 13 October 2016
⏱️ 109 minutes
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Are you ready??!??!?! John Branyan is back on the bus, and we’re ready to go! Tim insults John’s love of chicken strips. Freight forges Caleb’s signature on a cymbal. John gives an egg update. Tim tries to blow up a Jolly Rancher in the microwave. And Freight finds a gnat in his loaf of bread.
Also in this episode: John suggests making a twinkie gun with gunpowder. Homeland security confiscates some pumpkin canons. John explains where baby corn comes from, while Tim gets weirded out by english cucumbers. Tim eats a deer heart. AND FREIGHT GETS A COMEBACK STARTER KIT AND IT’S THE BEST THING EVER!!!!!! World, get ready for #freightbacks!
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0:00.0 | I'm gonna thank you. I appreciate your apology. I was drinking a lot of wine. That was a passive comment towards everyone else that coughs and doesn't apologize. |
0:21.0 | Well, we went to that cafe last night. I drank like three glasses. I do want to clarify why I just made that statement. So last week I was editing the podcast and I was in my office and I yelled so loud at Matt. He couldn't even, he wasn't even in my office. But just into the, I just had to yell into the air hoping that he was in his office and he could hear me because he was like sniffles McGee. And I cut it out in the first half. |
0:51.0 | And I didn't have time to just left it. I just left all the sniffles in for the last half. And so Aaron ended up including in the description just so everyone knew that Matt has a cold. I said, I apologize for my sniffles. I'm gonna try and limit them. But don't you think it was a little bit of like a nervous trick, too? So I didn't all of them didn't seem legitimate to me. No, I just, you were doing some unnecessary sniffing. Yeah, some unproductive sniffling. Yeah. We recorded that the day after my allergies just hit me like a freight train. |
1:21.0 | So I was playing at Matthias and as I'm in the set, it just hit me. It couldn't breathe. Matthias is a cult group that it is. They do a lot of cocaine. That's why he was sniffing that as a part of. So |
1:37.0 | came home and I took my allergy medicine, everything like nasal spray. So all that build up was starting to make that time of your boys. What's done is that time of your boys. I just got through with it. I was feeling sick at the same time. And it was really hard to not like, like when we were recording that at your house. So I'm on this clear as day now. Good. Some clear air up here in the Northeast. It is. It is nice. It's beautiful. It's beautiful. Let's say I can breathe that. It's good. It's good to breathe. I see a long. So it's got it. |
2:07.0 | I don't know. It's all it's like you breathe. Don't you long. So yeah, you long. Take it and I'd breathe out. It's like carbon dioxide. What they call it. It's like the same stuff that comes with a car. That was kind of like the ozone thing. You're just. |
2:19.6 | Let's talk about that. What is that about ozone therapy? That's called it is a it's just a little machine. What do you laugh at? |
2:28.9 | Chicken strips. He thinks it's a bit. I'm loving because you're about to explain something that you just learned about. I didn't just learn about it. Like 30 seconds ago. |
2:40.6 | You know, there is already no grass. |
2:42.9 | There's already some hostility here because we just recorded an episode on John Brainiens podcast. And he's here with us. |
2:51.6 | And Tim. I don't know why, but I guess he has a soft spot for chicken strips or a hard spot. I don't know what you call that. But he's frustrated with the idea of. |
3:01.8 | He's passionate about it. So we got into a little feud mainly Tim and John. |
3:07.8 | Mainly with him. I was not. You okay? You guys last time I've ever going to go out with him because he's never going to bite me back again. |
3:14.4 | Because he's a freak. You guys blow these things out of proportion. It's okay. So what's your secret chicken strips? |
3:19.4 | Well, it is okay. I just think it's funny how about you. |
3:22.4 | Do you listen to that order today? We're ordering the food for dinner from this place. Right. |
3:28.0 | And somebody ordered chicken strips chicken strips. And did they say children's chickens? No, it did not. |
3:34.4 | No, no. |
3:35.4 | They said, freight said children's chicken. |
3:38.0 | Freight said, Fred. That's the past tense of freight. |
3:44.4 | So Fred. |
3:46.4 | He said something about, oh, the children's chicken strips. I said the children's chicken strips. |
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