S1 Ep31: 031 - The Crew - Pranks, Sniffles and Cornflakes

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

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🗓️ 6 October 2016

⏱️ 84 minutes

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Summary

The gang is hanging out in the man cave at Tim’s casa. Cheese has the sniffles. Tim installs a dimmer while sitting on the toilet. Freight sits on his mic. Caleb sprays sea salt in his hair. The gang has hat talk, and decides to go see hockey in Canada. Also in this episode: Freight has a garage sale. Tim ponders getting the band back together. The gang talks about pranks. Freight pees in Tim’s cornflakes. And Cheese has his #iamfreight moment. Let’s get Freight 1,000 followers! Follow him @chrismabrey Follow us @poddybreak Click here to see Tim LIVE!!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Those are fake stairs.
0:10.6	They are big and it's like, the one thing, it's like I like my house that, but when you're
0:19.2	doing anything and you forget something, you have to go a long way to get it.
0:25.0	I'm not bragging.
0:26.0	That sounds like I'm bragging.
0:27.0	That was really, really prideful.
0:29.2	But I need to check your heart.
0:30.2	I've lived in houses where I could do all repairs sitting on the toilet.
0:37.8	That's like my house.
0:39.8	You're just, yeah.
0:40.8	You're, you're just, it's not that small.
0:42.8	No, it's not, it's not like really small.
0:45.3	It's just, it's not this, this big.
0:49.0	What I like about this room is, it's like a little, a little bunker.
0:54.1	You got like the padlock on the door.
0:56.6	Yeah.
0:57.6	That's a secret.
0:58.6	It's like one of those.
0:59.6	Well, that lock, yeah, the key, we have the keypad on the door.
1:01.8	Just in case everybody you don't know, we're in my house this week for potty break and
1:05.4	we had an off week, not out for shows.
1:07.4	So the boy's done come over to the house.
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