S1 EP3: “I speak like a thin man when I put on a French accent”

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Football, Sports, Comedy

4.7 • 791 Ratings

🗓️ 17 August 2023

⏱️ 50 minutes

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Series 1 Ep 3: “I speak like a thin man when I put on a French accent” This week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss the important subjects of: What if Aliens are thick?, Jon’s Opera phase, what happened when a piece of meteor hit Lucy on the head AND a listener email in with ‘one meat foot.’ Elsewhere we discuss: Will Jon open a frozen piece of fish from 20 years ago? We unveil our first Pub Dog, debate listener sign-offs AND issue spoiler alerts from 1893. Matt also reads out emails from listeners who have had beakers fall out of cupboards. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: hello@downthedog.com or tweet us @DowntDog Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:34.8	No, grazias. Well, that is the sound of an international flavour.
0:39.9	Hello, and welcome to Dan the Dog with me, Matt Ford.
0:42.6	And me, John Richardson, while we're discussing international sport,
0:47.3	we're international sport satirists.
0:49.4	Is that fair?
0:50.0	I'll take it.
0:50.7	I don't want people to think we're only satirise the Nottingham Charedes and the Leeds White.
0:55.9	Did you happen to hear any of Ronan Agarra's speech in France last week?
1:01.8	I did.
1:02.6	And I'm not, as you know, John, I'm not really a rugby guy.
1:06.1	No.
1:07.1	It was rugby, right? Any chance you get to slag off rugby,
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1:15.8	Well, I have a number of issues, mainly that it's not that good to watch.
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