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Hello and welcome to Down the Dog with May John Richardson.

And me, Matt Ford.

Now, Matthew, you drop these, you dangle these worms into the river of podcast,

and then you leave them dangling for a week.

The nation has been absolutely waiting with bated breath to find out the unusual item that is in your

Edinburgh flat. And let me tell you as well, the listener has been intrigued. And I mean that's

singular. Justine is the only person who has taken the time to speculate and what it might be

in your flat. I say what, though, it's a great guess. Okay, what she said? She says,

is it an outdoor garden arch trellis?

Because weirdly,

there was one that went over the sofa in an old flat I moved into.

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