S1 Ep26: You Don't Get It

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Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

5.0 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2021

⏱️ 65 minutes

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Summary

Todd and Shaun pushed the limits on this episode. They got wasted and then just let it eat. When that happens the key is to not stop talking so that's what they did. If you're true fans of Todd and Shaun then this will probably be your favorite episode. If you are parents of Todd and Shaun then this is probably your least favorite. It's one of those episodes. You're welcome.

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0:00.0	Sure, this is Peloton.
0:02.4	This is a 15-minute low-impact ride, but so is this.
0:07.2	We're here together for a 10-minute empathy meditation.
0:10.5	And even this.
0:11.9	We get hit in with a 20-minute hip-hop shadow boxes session.
0:16.6	Ah, what more could you ask for?
0:18.3	Well, with thousands of classes on our bike trend and app,
0:21.3	there's more to Peloton than you might have thought.
0:23.6	This is Peloton.
0:25.5	Internet connection and Peloton all acts as membership required.
0:28.4	C1 Peloton.co.uk
0:58.4	It's a god's blessing.
1:06.0	So quickly I started to realize that this woman,
1:10.8	who I thought I knew very, very well, was likely a vampire of emotion,
1:21.0	just like sucking all the essence out of my veins that gives me joy.
1:27.1	And that's when I finally decided I'm not going to DM Courtney Kardashian.
1:36.3	That's what it took.
1:37.6	That's what it took.
1:38.8	At that point, I thought Courtney Kardashian and I maybe were meant to be.
1:45.0	But the more and more I watched, I was like, no, this woman's a taker, not a giver.
1:53.8	Yeah. And guess what? You've been being taken from your whole life.
1:58.6	Now it's guess what? It's time for you to be with a giver.
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