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Rents Due!

27: No Stunt Man Jackie Chan

Rents Due!

Helium Podcast Network

Comedy, Society & Culture, Tv & Film

5.01.1K Ratings

🗓️ 23 February 2021

⏱️ 61 minutes

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Summary

Todd and Shaun talk about all-exclusive resort life, high school yearbooks, drug cartels, the fact that you don't get it, being immortal, podcast hall passes, what situations they'd risk their lives to win $25K and professional Cornhole.

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Some years ago, a crack commando comedy unit were given jobs above their pay grade.

0:09.2

These men promptly were put on leave and escaped to an underground podcast accade in an unknown

0:14.8

location.

0:15.8

Today, still unwanted by big media, they survive as comics unfortunate.

0:21.4

If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and you can find them, you can listen

0:28.6

to God's place.

0:37.4

Bro, you're not going to believe this.

0:38.8

I'm not the fucking swimmer of bar today.

0:41.0

This resort, my lady, bartender, first of all, hookin' it up all day.

0:46.8

They got these honey bee shots.

0:49.0

It's like a honey tequila.

0:51.3

It's a triple sec, a grand marniade.

0:53.1

They double back, which is wild by the both sweeteners, a little bit of fresh lime juice.

0:58.6

A couple of little things they do.

1:00.8

I don't know.

1:01.4

We only had a few of them.

1:02.6

We were absolutely lids.

1:04.9

And I look over, fucking kid, I went to high school, sitting there with his fiance.

1:13.5

My buddy, Mark, I look at my fucking mark, dude.

1:17.7

You're here.

1:19.5

Dude, it was mind blowing.

1:21.8

So we took about six more shots, dude, without, I took a fucking nap before we hit the

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