S1 Ep26: I Hate Babies

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2019

⏱️ 87 minutes

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Summary

It’s dysfunction as usual this week with another ER visit, soccer startup, Crystal’s new shoes and Pata Fria’s “recovery” to name a few.
Abortion, some recent news, the importance of transparency and interesting bodily facts are also discussed. Listener questions and a few “would you rathers” are included to finish you off.
Enjoy xo

Transcript

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0:00.0	And the Hello, Welcome to episode 26 of Hello Disfunction.
0:24.7	With me.
0:25.7	Just kidding with us.
0:30.0	Hello Disfunction is a uncensored disgustingly vulgar podcast.
0:36.8	It is and our thoughts are our own so no one can be responsible for our shit
0:41.0	except us. Don't blame anyone else for us.
0:45.0	It's late this week again and it's my fault again.
0:50.0	She ruins everything.
0:51.0	I just would like you to know she's the problematic co-host.
0:54.5	It's always me, like I'm always having some dumb shit going on.
0:59.0	At the worst time.
1:00.0	Like two days before recording.
1:02.0	Get it fucking together, bitch.
1:04.1	This time her eye fell out
1:05.6	when I had to give her an eye ectomy.
1:07.1	It didn't, but I did have an eyelash nightmare.
1:10.4	I've talked before about, even last week, I was like oh I think I'm thinking about trying it
1:15.6	But I want to have replacements on hand anybody. Hey, let me know no one let me know
1:19.6	But I was like I'm just gonna do it like fuck it I just I'm going to try to sleep carefully and not
1:25.2	Mess them up and I just want to do it because I want the convenience of cutting my get ready time in half and
1:31.6	whatever so I went and got eyelash extensions and they looked
1:36.3	really good. They looked really pretty they were the the fucking just length and
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