S1 Ep25: Would You F*ck My Dead Body?

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 March 2019

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

This week is episode 25 and the dysfunction continues with an array of interesting subjects. Some advice is offered to their younger selves, astronauts get a lot of herpes, some women really love dick pics, the French appreciate gross smells, can you really be yourself? and much more.

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0:00.0	And the Is there a fucking lie?
0:12.0	A little after?
0:20.0	Is there a fucking lie? Wait, is there a little afterspice?
0:22.0	It's like a little cayenne canvas.
0:24.0	A little afterpinch on your tongue?
0:26.0	Yeah, but nothing that they should be labeled spicy.
0:29.0	Mm-mm.
0:30.0	Hi, welcome to Hello Dysfunction.
0:32.0	Welcome. Episodefunction. Welcome.
0:32.6	Episode 97.
0:34.2	No, fucking lying, bitch.
0:36.9	We're at episode 25, you guys.
0:39.0	We're a quarter of a century.
0:41.4	It's a corny dad joke for you.
0:43.0	Um, quarter of a century and yeah, life has been rough.
0:48.0	And I've been super sick since last show when I had a headache.
0:51.0	That's why she's nasally right now.
0:52.0	She's been doing really bad
0:53.7	cocaine. Yeah. Got a sinus infection. Way over doing it. I do. I have a sinus infection.
0:59.8	I've had a bad week and a bad weekend.
1:03.0	I've been dying so yeah a lot of stupid shit is going on in the world.
1:08.0	I know I have a lot of stupid shit going on
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