S1 Ep26: 026 - Tim's Mom - Hand Towels, Dancing and Hot Crossed Buns

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Christianity, Religion & Spirituality, Improv

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🗓️ 1 September 2016

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Tim's Mom is here! Pooz is here! John Crist is here! Honestly, this is the most people we've ever had on the bus. But even with those cameos this show is about the greatness that is Nelda Hawkins, Tim's mom. Hear her spin yarns about not being able to find a towel at the hotel, Coach accidentally drinking champagne, and the time Tim drank a bottle of laxative. She's got stories about not dancing, what Tim was like as a baby, and what it's like having a comedian as a son. Tweet us @poddybreak See Tim Live Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	I cut all the episodes and Aaron does the mixing and mastering.
0:12.6	But I was just nominated on that sand, which I ended up having to cut out like me chewing.
0:19.1	Because I didn't think I could fans want to hear it though, dude.
0:22.2	No, they don't.
0:23.2	They really don't.
0:24.2	They don't want to hear what?
0:25.2	Sandwich chewing.
0:26.2	Because it was like, I don't.
0:27.2	Yeah, I can't.
0:28.2	But since everybody was talking, I didn't, I didn't see one.
0:30.9	I started listening.
0:31.9	When I started hearing that, then that's the only thing that I hear.
0:34.5	Yeah.
0:35.5	You ever listen to a song and like there's a Bruce Springsting song and there is a some kind
0:40.2	of a percussive instrument that they, then what you notice and then that's all I
0:46.2	hear right here.
0:47.2	Okay, I'm going to, I'm really embarrassed right now.
0:50.8	Okay.
0:51.8	No's ring.
0:52.8	When did you get the no's ring?
0:54.3	Are you serious?
0:55.3	Are you serious?
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