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The Tim Hawkins Podcast

S1 Ep25: 025 - Bob Smiley - Sheep Fur, Bad Jokes and Walking Around Tacos

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

The Tim Hawkins Podcast

Comedy, Religion & Spirituality, Improv, Christianity

4.72.3K Ratings

🗓️ 25 August 2016

⏱️ 83 minutes

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Summary

Bob Smiley is back! Tim and the gang have sandwich talk. Tim asks Jason the bus driver about putting pants on a pig. Cheese talks about sheep fur. Caleb and Tim talk about Christmas songs, Electric Light Orchestra and NEEDTOBREATHE.

Also on this episode: Annoying noises. Bob's fear of heights. Senor Pretzel. And Freight fills us in on "walking around tacos".

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Transcript

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0:00.0

I

0:09.0

Allow

0:13.0

I don't touch my mic

0:15.5

You're touching your mic I can touch my mic, but you can touch your mic. Yeah, okay

0:19.0

Now that Caleb's doing the post editing

0:22.0

He's getting all bossy see here. Yeah, I care when Aaron was doing it

0:25.7

But now he's getting all bossy because he's doing the I didn't realize how bad it was

0:28.5

He realized how crappy it was

0:30.5

It was you're saying you're sandwiching three hours to edit it. We're gonna start eating those cheeses

0:35.9

You know, I am did you put them in your sandwich? No, that would be good. Yeah, that'd be good. It's part of the process

0:43.8

Are we go are we rolling? Yeah, good. We're talking sandwiches folks

0:47.1

We would have been here 30 minutes earlier had not Caleb felt the need to make a sandwich god forbid

0:52.9

Two pieces of cheese slice of meat and some mayo and you know what would have happened if I would crack her

0:58.2

Made of a sandwich and that that sandwich meat would have gone bad at the end of the weekend

1:01.9

But it would have been upset because you bought all the well you know what we've got a lot of lunch

1:04.8

So we can't make everybody happy

1:05.9

We've got like a lot of like we have so much lunch meat in that drawer and the phrase that you have to push down the meat and then slide the drawer in

1:12.4

Well, I was a lot less special thing of the chicken cuz we ran out last week everybody was eating is that the big Bob Bob loves

1:20.0

The lunch mean he loves sandwiches, so I I always buy a little bit extra from a Bob to the boss Bob

1:25.1

What do you think about that?

1:26.4

First of all, it's good to be back come come from down under with a wallaby. Oh, gosh

1:31.5

Practice the wallaby sounds like it smells like Vegemite, but yeah, it's good to be hit. No, I just want to prove I can do it

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