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Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep21: Stop Petting The Cat and Finish

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 February 2019

⏱️ 127 minutes

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Summary

This week opens up with a Valentine's Day recap, some parental stress and a warning about Love Potion. Weird news, a 3D printable death chamber and interesting poop preferences are also shared. Some listener questions are answered followed by a disturbing dirty client story.

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0:00.0

And the Hey guys. Hi guys. We're ruining everything.

0:19.0

Hi guys. We're ruining everything.

0:21.0

Welcome to Hello Dysfunction.

0:23.4

Thank you.

0:24.4

Episode 21 with Potofria and Crystal Barbie.

0:30.4

And can I just tell you guys where that name came from because I hate it and when we first had done the first meeting to discuss this podcast and come up with a concept and all that fun stuff I was cracking jokes and I was

0:45.4

like I want to be referred to as Barbie and you know I ran with it and funny

0:51.1

bitch over here was like that's going to be your name. I wanted something porn star related

0:57.0

something blonde and slutty it felt it was a good fit It was a really good fit.

1:03.0

So if you notice me stuttering Barbie or not wanting to say it,

1:06.0

that's why.

1:08.0

Crystal already sounds stripery enough.

1:11.0

Like introducing on stage four

1:13.1

Crystal Marie.

1:14.7

Yeah, yeah, you know, so it screams poor

1:17.2

it screams dirty.

1:18.2

Good job Charlene.

1:19.5

We've already established that come from a long line of third bags.

1:25.0

Oh, so, uh, let me start off by saying...

1:31.0

It's a business, Tara. our t-shirt packs are available.

1:35.3

If in case we forget to mention it later, I'm going to mention it now.

1:38.7

Because I still forgot to post the shit on my page.

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