S1 Ep20: Two for Twomp
Hello Dysfunction
Hello Dysfunction
4.8 • 1.9K Ratings
🗓️ 12 February 2019
⏱️ 113 minutes
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Summary
This week starts off w some celebrity drama, blackface fashion becoming an intentional trend, it's Black History Month, grey sweats are for bachelors only, pathological liars, Pata shares an unfortunate incident (trigger warning: a sexual assault is discussed), ending with a little porch surgery among friends.
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| 0:00.0 | And the Oh, uh, uh, uh, and uh, and uh, uh, |
| 0:15.0 | uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, |
| 0:18.0 | uh, uh, uh, uh, We're going. We're sharing a blanket like lesbian lovers. We're sharing a blanket like |
| 0:29.8 | lesbian lovers. I'm a finger her during the episode. |
| 0:34.0 | Definitely getting fingered for Valentine's Day |
| 0:41.0 | episodes. |
| 0:42.0 | We're recording now, aren't we? |
| 0:47.0 | Welcome to episode 20. |
| 0:49.0 | The dubshot. |
| 0:50.0 | Twomp. |
| 0:51.0 | It's the dubshot. |
| 0:52.0 | Two for Twomp. Two for Twomp the dub shack to for Twomp to for Twomp this week. We're here. Hello |
| 0:57.1 | dysfunction with Crystal Barbie. Yep you go I go We did it together because it's 20. We're cuddling right now under a leopard blanket because it's really fucking cold. There's a problem with the air in this great studio. And it's cold. but there is a snuggling so visualize that there's |
| 1:16.1 | a floor heater though that's warm I like hell with the yeah I like that |
| 1:20.3 | thank you guys we had a hot plate but it was a fire house there didn't |
| 1:23.7 | it was literally a plug-in burner like we could have made fucking casadillas on yeah if I would have known |
| 1:28.8 | we had brought tortilla back to you Karen. Thanks Tara. Okay we can news how it was raining I'm so tired. I'm fucking |
| 1:40.3 | tired. I'm fucking insanely and for our friends on the East Coast that think we're just being |
| 1:45.8 | typical California cry babies, we're not. It's literally 37 degrees every morning. |
| 1:51.1 | We haven't had a winter this cold since we were little. Right. Like there's |
| 1:54.1 | ice on the lawn. This is the temperature that it used to be when I would go to Boston and |
| 1:57.9 | Jersey and work out there in the wintertime. It would be snowing at 37 degrees. |
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