S1 Ep19: S01E19 - "The Splittail Files #5: Goats Welcome" - Drew Blood
Drew Blood's Dark Tales — A Horror Fiction Anthology and Scary Stories Podcast
Chilling Entertainment
4.8 • 684 Ratings
🗓️ 4 February 2022
⏱️ 53 minutes
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Summary
In this nineteenth episode of Drew Blood, Sheriff Ron Ball upholds law and order all by his lonesome while Deputy Dingle rolls around with his new girlfriend.
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| 0:00.0 | Well, hey there, Fran. Welcome to Drew Blood's Dark Tales. Hey, you got to hear this one. |
| 0:14.0 | How do you get a Texas man to do sit-ups? You move his beer out of reach. |
| 0:21.6 | Hey, Chester, you love this one. |
| 0:23.6 | Uh, how do you get a Texas man to fucking alligator? |
| 0:27.6 | Easy. You just... |
| 0:28.6 | All right now, God damn it. Who in the... |
| 0:33.6 | Jeff? What in the hell you doing in here, man? |
| 0:36.6 | Oh, uh, nothing. Just checking the buttons and stuff. |
| 0:40.3 | Didn't I tell you not to mess around with this shit? |
| 0:43.3 | You turn those knobs too much and I'll end up sounding funny. |
| 0:46.3 | Hey, you know, somebody must have been playing with your knobs last night, I think. |
| 0:51.3 | Huh? Why do you say that? |
| 0:59.5 | Well, I was just walking by, and I swear I heard some pretty funny sounds coming out of here. |
| 1:00.9 | Oh, right. |
| 1:06.3 | Well, sometimes a man needs his knob adjusted, and that's all. |
| 1:06.7 | Hmm. |
| 1:09.9 | And you need three audio engineers for that? |
| 1:11.6 | Where'd you find those gals anyway? Flexible hours, huh? |
| 1:13.6 | Oh, very flexible. |
| 1:17.6 | Uh, all right, so smoke them if you got them and drink those glasses to the bottom, friends, |
| 1:30.0 | because old Drew Blood has a tell to tell. |
| 1:33.3 | You'll understand one day, little buddy. |
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