S1 Ep17: Are You International?

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 22 January 2019

⏱️ 103 minutes

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Summary

This week's episode wishes a happy birthday to MLK, touches on some current political dysfunction, the raising of older kids, the effects of drugs and mental illness on a family. Crystal's unhealthy ice cream addiction and bizarre eating habits, pledge to only steal from big corporations, listeners questions, a couple sleep walking stories and book yourself a Dom TKO ;)

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0:00.0	Hello, and welcome to episode 17 of Hello dysfunction with Crystal Barbie and Patafria.
0:10.0	17 already we're here. We're here and we're ready. I ate my salad already, but we have a plethora of other snacks spread out on the table as usual. Someone on my live the other day said they
0:24.4	liked it when we eat and I said that's good because we like to eat and they said
0:29.3	can they send us snacks from their hometown and I said absolutely people have already done it we
0:36.4	encourage you to do it even more and so those that have done it do thank you so
0:40.5	much send us salty stuff.
0:43.0	Is my fave.
0:44.0	Crystal is more of a sweet person.
0:46.0	Definitely.
0:47.0	Chocolate.
0:48.0	And yeah, that's great.
0:50.0	We should go live sometimes because, I mean, not while we're recording because we can't like really watch the screen you got to watch it but when we're hanging out sometimes we should go live because I got a lot of feedback and input when I was on the other night. I was bored and I had
1:05.2	makeup on so I was like let me just go live. I told you we were really excited.
1:11.3	Shout out to Pet Food Express corporate office
1:15.8	in Oakland.
1:16.6	We love you guys.
1:17.8	We heard that half the office like listens to our podcast,
1:21.6	which is mind-blowing.
1:22.8	That's awesome.
1:23.6	But they were like Crystal should like this because she has so many pets and I'm like yes.
1:28.0	She would be fucking thrilled.
1:29.8	Definitely shouting them out because they deal with babies.
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