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Hello Dysfunction

S1 Ep16: So Fuckin Majestic

Hello Dysfunction

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.81.9K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2019

⏱️ 102 minutes

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Summary

The following are Rob's guy notes:

1. Range rover white girl curves

2. Pata watched netflix and been on her meds

3. Back page and cryptocurrency

4. Minimalism

5. Documentary disagreements

6. Sexworkers

7. Good karma moments

8. Government fuck ups

9. Face advice

10. Golden showers and rough sex

11. Billy's tomatoes weed plants got busted

12. Pata family crack

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Welcome to episode 16 to episode 16 of hello dysfunction with Crystal and Potipria who's stuffing her

0:16.2

fucking face with cucumbers at the moment.

0:19.9

Mouthful. So we're here with a gas station salad. I brought beans from home. A bag of

0:27.8

kidney beans. Because they haven't had any of the last two weeks and that's my

0:31.0

favorite. It's like a large bag of kidney beans and we decided that I decided

0:39.5

we wanted to try and keep this episode light and food related because last week was so

0:46.1

heavy like my thighs so can I just say we forgot to mention so there was a white rangeover parked in front of the studio last week

1:00.0

And when we came in I I was like crying, laughing,

1:02.6

because she was like, oh, whose truck is that?

1:05.2

That's really nice.

1:06.0

And I was like, I don't know.

1:07.5

It would be here sometimes.

1:09.2

And she was like, yeah, I heard that they have problems.

1:12.0

And I was like, yeah, I definitely heard that too and she was like it's thick and white with the hell of problems like me.

1:19.0

I forgot I said that. Very accurate.

1:24.0

So I was like crying laughing coming up the stairs last week like yeah, you're totally a

1:29.5

rangeover.

1:31.0

Super accurate description.

1:33.0

Dick and white with hell of problems.

1:36.0

Absolutely.

1:37.0

That's me.

1:38.0

It's highly unprofessional.

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