S1 Ep15: Stay Outta The Creek

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2019

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

Dog rescues, R. Kelly's bullshit, disturbing childhood stories, bullying, some parenting tips, and dirty creek rendezvous.

Trigger warning- sexual assault, grooming and other sensitive issues are discussed.

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0:00.0	Okay, well welcome to Elo Disfunction.
0:03.0	Full fucking dysfunction today.
0:05.0	Full of pimp juice.
0:06.0	We're at episode 15.
0:09.0	Oh my God.
0:10.0	It's our, it's our, uh, King my turn I thought I was just gonna that's exactly what I was okay
0:16.4	It's our key save we should have wore dresses I did I brought my leopard skirt
0:21.4	It's actually a dirty blanket from the back of my car.
0:25.0	Perfect age for R Kelly.
0:27.0	Yeah, it's perfect.
0:28.0	Oh God.
0:29.0	15.
0:30.0	We're ready for him.
0:32.0	We have a lot of stories that involve those golden years of ours too.
0:37.0	For sure.
0:40.0	So we're into the new year.
0:42.0	Are you sick? I'm a little nasally because I just say hello.
0:45.0	Excuse me. Yeah, I'm on my third day. I'm still smoking cigarettes though.
0:50.0	You guys don't know what sick is. Right.
0:52.0	Rob had pneumonia and almost died. Noisicicicic is. Right.
0:53.0	Rob had pneumonia and almost died you guys.
0:56.0	Seriously, a deflated lung and like all the shit and then talking about how he was in the gym.
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