Every time I try to be slow. Good afternoon, everyone. She's making fucking noises again. Good afternoon. Welcome to the news.

It's episode 136 of Hello Disfunction with Crystal. I was going to say I'm Padafria and here we are.

We're recording a little early. I was thinking maybe we could release it a day early too. What do you think? Yeah, I like that. Why not? Let's do it. As a treat. Yeah.

We have a crazy week. Tomorrow, I'm taking the babies to an appointment with a specialist. I wasn't going to talk about it because of like, I don't want to jinx anything or whatever, but like because of my anxieties. I'll feel better if I talk about it.

So basically she's small. She's still really small. And so they're sending us to a specialist at Children's Hospital. Just she was a premium. So I assume that's why she's a little late on some things. And they said that too. So really it's just going to make sure that that's what it is. I wasn't there being so. Yeah. And that there's nothing else going on.

So if you guys had some kids that were like delayed with like starting with their milestones and with their growth and stuff, I would like to hear about it just to put me at ease a little bit.

Crystal was talking to me earlier about some delays that Stevie had growing up. And I don't even remember this. I remember her being tiny and us always laugh like making jokes about her being so tiny. But I didn't realize that she didn't grow for a year.

Yeah. We had to see an intercanologist. She had to do blood work. They took like hand-measured palm measurements. And it was a whole big thing. And we discussed growth hormones right before puberty started. We were going to do that. But then she all of a sudden started.

Yeah. And now she's perfectly fine. She caught up perfectly. But it was very nerve wracking.

Yeah. And I mean, for me too, because I'm like, you know, I have other kids. And I just feel like they were further along. But this is also my first preemie. So it's like I'm not experienced. And I don't really know how that affects this whole pregnancy situation delivery baby is so different than all your others.

It's the first time. Right. First C section. First preemie. First fucking all this shit. So anyway, it would put me at ease just to hear about anybody else that had some delays with their baby. She's small. And I just look at her feet and stuff. And I'm like, there's no way these are like baby feet. Like there's no way she could stand and shit right now.

And like probably not for a couple months, like a few months, she's still built very much like a baby. She is. She's little. And I she's so adorable though. She was just in the living room playing with her feet holding her foot.

Yeah, her favorite foot. She's got either way. She's fucking great.

But so we have that appointment tomorrow. So I wanted to record today instead. And then I have an appointment with my primary care doctor. I think on Wednesday.

And I'm going to tell them that I need that I'm in desperate need of a breast reduction. Yeah.

So I could see if they will release me for surgery because then I know if they'll do that, then I know I'll get released later for a BBL. But I'm going to put the

emphasis on your tips on the breast reduction because I honestly think I would do that first.

Yeah. The more I think about it and just have enough to have a breast reduction and still have big boobs.

Yeah, for sure. I have enough to share with with anyone. And yeah, it's ridiculous. So I'm going to honestly tell him like that's what I'm trying to do. It's urgent.

I contacted a surgeon on Instagram. Here we go. You guys.

And they're like, we accept insurance of all types, blah, blah, blah. And so I just like DMed him. And I was like, what would qualify like for insurance?

And so of course, back pain shit like that grooves on your shoulders from your bra straps, which I have that constantly, even with no bra on.

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