S1 Ep131: She's A Lot Like The Caldecott Tunnel

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 10 June 2021

⏱️ 91 minutes

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Summary

Pray we aren’t getting sick, keep an eye on creepy teachers, technology is really changing lives. There’s now a huge free resource for sex workers, don’t defend your children’s wrongdoings. A genital anomaly, let’s all educate ourselves on gender and sexuality.

This week’s tv recommendation is:
• Gender Revolution: A Journey w Katie Couric (Disney +)

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0:00.0	Hey guys, we're here at the episode 131 of Hello Distunction with Crystal and Pada
0:22.8	Free Inn. And where's Jesus? Just kidding. What? I said, and where's Jesus? It's been a day.
0:33.8	It's been a night. It's been a morning. We almost didn't record this. Yeah, I'm not feeling
0:40.7	that great. I know my mouth still hurts, but here we are. I spent my night in the ER with
0:47.7	my child. Thank God it's not COVID. Yeah. They said, what, just a virus. Yeah, when I was there
0:55.7	with her, there was like, for other people in the ER, vomiting and shit, all of them had stomach
1:01.7	viruses. As a doctor, we're saying that because things are opening back up and people are free
1:06.9	ball and air again, our immune systems have been protected for like the last year, year and a half.
1:12.5	They haven't had to really work. So now they're getting fucking slammed. Yeah, but like the girls
1:19.4	ain't even been nowhere to be getting slammed. That's what I told her. And she said she could have
1:27.4	picked it up from the store. Yeah, stupid. I hope I'm not getting sick because earlier I felt like
1:34.0	fatigued and I had a headache, but that was it. And then once I ate something, I felt a little
1:39.5	better, but like funny as sick, she has a really bad sore throat and runny nose and feels like
1:48.2	shit. So when I'm done, I got to go and buy her like jello and shit. Yeah. Gatorade, chicken soup,
1:55.0	chicken soup for the preteen. I haven't been sick since like probably 2015. Like I was trying
2:01.7	to think back when the last time I was sick was and I'll be pissed if I went that long and then I
2:07.5	get sick now. Right. I'm not looking forward to any of that. It's been a really fucking long time.
2:14.3	Yeah. Um, like today was the last day of school. Thank God for for your kids too. Yeah, I'm making
2:22.7	them do summer school though. Yeah, bunny has to go to summer school because she like barely passed.
2:29.6	But hopefully next school year season, whatever, be better and how the kids didn't do well with
2:36.0	online school. Um, shit, the first three quarters, mine were not. Yeah. This last quarter,
2:42.7	Nia did well. I think Stevie did a little better, but nothing to fucking write home about. Yeah.
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