S1 Ep119: Peeing is OK

Hello Dysfunction

Improv, Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.8 • 1.9K Ratings

🗓️ 18 March 2021

⏱️ 112 minutes

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0:00.0	Here we go.
0:16.6	Oh fuck it.
0:19.6	Episode 119 of Hello Disfunction with Potaphria and Crystal and my headache and I'm feeling
0:28.9	better this week.
0:29.9	I have a headache.
0:30.9	I'm sorry.
0:31.9	And it's rare for me to get headaches anymore.
0:34.9	Maybe.
0:35.9	I get bad headaches.
0:36.9	I was the other day.
0:38.9	It was like a fucking jellyfish came out.
0:40.9	I was like, what is going on?
0:41.9	Oh yeah.
0:42.9	Burst to an amoeba.
0:43.9	And now I cramp hellabad during ovulation time and that's new.
0:48.9	You get the pinch feel.
0:49.9	Yes.
0:50.9	I hate that shit.
0:51.9	Get out of my uterus or whatever it is.
0:53.9	Yeah, that shit fucking hurts really bad.
0:56.8	Just being a woman I feel like hurts all the time.
1:01.0	It's just various degrees of hurt.
	...

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