S1 EP 20: David Beckham’s Almond-Shaped Nipples

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Comedy, Football, Sports

4.7 • 729 Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2024

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

On the second episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: when Jon got a little bit buff, Anaesthesia dreams and men getting surgery to emulate David Beckham’s almond shaped nipples. Plus Matt confronts Jon with the truth as he tells him: “I can’t imagine you in a sexual way’ Elsewhere we ask the listeners: do you have a hamster that’s a prick? Can you send us some grot? (If you’re an 80-year-old man) and do you have a status dog? There’s also a pub dog, colostomy corner and we feature a knee pillow. Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: [email protected] or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and pictures of odd memorabilia for the walls of The Dog Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:35.0	Hello and welcome to Dan the Dog with me, Matt Ford.
0:38.5	And me, John Richardson.
0:40.8	We've got an email, apology for you.
0:42.8	I think you should read it because it pertains to you.
0:45.7	Here we go.
0:46.5	It's from Lee Hawksworth.
0:48.6	He says, Morning Matt and John, I suppose.
0:51.4	He's put an E on the end of Matt.
0:52.8	He's put an agent John.
0:53.9	He knows what he's doing. He knows what he's doing.
0:55.1	He knows what he's doing.
0:56.6	He says,
0:56.9	Firsty, can I say it's great to have you both back?
0:58.8	Yes, you can say it.
1:00.0	He said, secondly, I was one of those
1:01.6	to give you wrong advice about sciatica,
1:03.4	and for that I apologise profusely and wholeheartedly regret my words. I will never give anyone any advice in future. I take responsibility for what happened to you.
1:13.3	He says, as for the vivid dreams, enjoy them. I too had major surgery and the deep sleep and vivid dreams
1:18.7	come from the anesthetic, which stays in your system for up to six months. I don't tell you that.
1:23.4	I don't tell you that. I don't tell you that. In case you wouldn't want it.
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