S1 EP 19: Matt's emotional return to Forest: "Are you calling it a clanger or a howler?"

Down The Dog

Keep It Light Media / Feral Television

Comedy, Football, Sports

4.7 • 729 Ratings

🗓️ 5 March 2024

⏱️ 27 minutes

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Summary

On the first episode this week Jon Richardson & Matt Forde discuss: Matt’s emotional return to watch his beloved Nottingham Forest after his operation. With Jon also in attendance they discuss what went on in the tunnel after the controversial result. Elsewhere.. we finally open the 20-yr-old can of Foster’s, listen to find out what replicated the feeling of vomiting off the back of a boat on a whale tour and we discuss the benefits of being buried in a selfie pose Send us any new format ideas or correspondence to: [email protected] or tweet us @DowntDog Send us your Pub Dogs and pictures of odd memorabilia for the walls of The Dog Follow the podcast on Twitter (@DowntDog) AND FOR £3 A MONTH SUBSCRIBE TO US ON ANOTHER SLICE https://www.anotherslice.com/downthedog FOR EXTRA EPISODES AND CONTENT! Share, subscribe, AND PLEASE REVIEW! byyyyeeeeee Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

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0:00.0	Hello and welcome to Dan the Dog with me, Matt Ford.
0:08.5	And me, John Richardson.
0:10.4	John, last week we talked about this 20-year-old can of Fosters.
0:14.6	What is the latest?
0:16.8	The can did not survive transit.
0:21.4	I'll put a picture on the group now.
0:24.0	I don't think it survived transit.
0:25.9	So there's leakage in the box.
0:28.4	The staining.
0:29.4	The can itself is in a state.
0:30.7	I'll read you the letter from George, who kindly sent the can on.
0:33.7	He says, hi, Danny, Matt and John.
0:35.5	Sorry for the delay in sending this.
0:36.8	I've been travelling a lot for work recently and haven't been able to do it sooner. We're all busy, right?
0:41.8	There's a lot going on. You get to the dog when you can, and you're always welcome.
0:45.0	I left the layer of dust and grime on the top of the can for John's delectation, but whilst
0:49.6	it adds provenance, it's unlikely to add to the pallor, as the gentleman who's home this came from is a smoker.
0:54.9	Genuinely curious as to how this will assault the Richardson senses, and given the expiry
0:58.6	date is 2004, I suspect the actual age may be much older than 20 years.
1:03.4	Thanks for the laughs, George.
1:05.1	Now, I've shaken the can.
1:07.1	There's about, I'd say, a fifth of the can left in there.
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