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In fifth grade, we like had different jobs and I was a librarian.

My job was the, as the librarian, was to hound people and my peers, my classmates, if they checked out a book and hadn't returned it in time. And so I would

just walk around with this fucking clipboard thinking I was just queen of the library corner.

Nark? Yeah, dark. I can't believe that they weren't like, okay, Elizabeth, you're done this week.

You're no longer, you're no longer the librarian clipboard,

and you're like,

no.

I think it was a rotating thing,

but I really took initiative

when it was my turn

to really like hound people.

I'd be like,

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