S1 E13: My Super Fire Sixteen
SitcomD&D
Headgum
4.8 • 671 Ratings
🗓️ 10 May 2022
⏱️ 79 minutes
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Summary
When the richest kid in town's birthday is coming up, you know the one place he'll be throwing his bday bash: Bottom's up! Bottom's Up? Really? Surprisingly, the gang is not fully prepared and suited for such an extravagant event.
Starring: Erin Keif, Waleed Mansour, Elizabeth Andrews, Sean Coyle, and Ben Briggs.
Story Concept by: Waleed Mansour & Sean Coyle
Link to Elizabeth's Show: The Illuminati Hour
Link to Wet Bus Show: Wet Bus Show
Theme Song by Arne Parrott
Artwork by Waleed Mansour
Edited by Sean Meagher
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| 0:00.0 | This is a headgum podcast. |
| 0:07.9 | I had a sandwich this week that was just cheese and it wasn't a grilled cheese. |
| 0:12.8 | So that's the kind of self-care I'm practicing. |
| 0:15.9 | And when you say just cheese, does that even include any bread things? |
| 0:20.3 | Oh, yeah, I guess I just had a slice of cheese |
| 0:22.7 | it was just two pieces of Swiss in between are there any condiments on it I have to know |
| 0:32.6 | no no it's just well sometimes well I do a real sandwich I put like on it, but this was not a real sandwich and didn't deserve to respect. |
| 0:39.7 | This is not a real sandwich. |
| 0:41.2 | This sounds like it was a slice of cheese. |
| 0:43.6 | I did have the most amazing sandwich the other day. |
| 0:46.3 | I opened a fridge, got out some cheese. |
| 0:50.7 | And ate a sandwich. |
| 0:52.1 | And ate the sandwich. |
| 0:53.2 | And that was my sandwich. |
| 0:55.4 | Oh, you guys are such a good couple. |
| 0:57.4 | Yeah, we are only buying cheese. |
| 0:59.4 | Can you guys know? |
| 1:00.0 | Babe, I made you a sandwich. |
| 1:05.4 | All right, it's a slow day. |
| 1:08.9 | There are only two customers, a teenage boy and an adult dwarf and you get the |
| 1:16.6 | vibe that they're very rich and since there's nobody else that bottoms up chip and chalice you have |
| 1:22.8 | both been their servers seb you've been involved since you know their VIP customers and beef you've been involved since, you know, their VIP customers. |
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