Hello, are you doing? I'm Craig Parkinson. You are listening to the two-shot podcast.

Sit yourself down, pop the kettle on. We're going to have a nice old chat.

Who's in with this week? I'm going to tell you right now.

How the devil are you? Yes, I know. I know it's not Thursday, but I've had a really tough week.

It's been really difficult and I'm not joking. It's been busy, it's been my little boys birthday,

and it's been half-term. Then this week, one of the kittens decided to leg it out of the back door of the house under the fence

and off into the city centre of Manchester. I spent from 9.15 in the morning until about 9.45.

I don't know, maybe later, trying to find this kitten and reassure a ten-year-old boy who was much more positive than I was.

I was going, we're going to find him internally. I'm going, there is no way a few months old kitten is going to survive roaming around the streets of Manchester with cars, people and other cats.

I was just losing my tiny mind and he was very positive going, he'll definitely come back, he'll definitely come back.

I'm walking around every half an hour, every street, shaking cat food, shouting his name, I'm knocking on every neighbour.

I have you seen this cat in the end, if anybody follows me on social media, you know I had to put it up on social media.

And then, unbeknownst to me, the Manchester Union News put something on their website about it.

So anyway, I'm down on my knees, still shaking cat food at like 9.39.45 at night. I had neighbours out looking, still no sign.

I'm literally on my knees looking under cars, yet again.

One more shake of cat food and unbelievably, this tiny black, but now very dusty little kitten just comes running out of me.

And I just screamed to one of my neighbours who was around the corner going, I found him!

So my little boy heard from house and I brought him in, it gave him some food, he was totally fine.

And I think we all had a small cry of joy that he was back.

But yeah, it was a very, very stressful day and I didn't need any more stress in my life, but this little kitten decided to add to it.

I'm not saying that that is an excuse why we didn't deliver you an episode yesterday, but just to keep you up to date with what's going on.

Because I obviously don't ramble enough on this podcast.

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