Hello, are you doing? I'm Craig Parkinson. You are listening to the two-shot podcast.

Sit yourself down, pop the kettle on. We're going to have a nice old chat.

Who's in with this week? I'm going to tell you right now.

How the devil higher? Do you know what? I've been trying to record this intro for ages.

If you can hear in the background with it, it's not as bad as it was.

I've got a load of workmen near my house. They've got a worker who understands incredibly inconvenient when he's trying to record,

intros, outros, voiceovers and whatever at home, which is what we're all doing.

What's speaking in that? Have you been out? Have you been to the pub yet?

I haven't been out for lunch, but I haven't been into an actual pub. That is happening this Sunday. I'm incredibly excited about it.

Anitant, I must admit, but hey, that's just the way it is.

I recorded this episode last week when I was in Wales. It's the wonderful Kerry Godlummel.

As we touched upon at the start of the episode, we were going to be doing this live in front of an audience at Latitude, first of all, last year.

It's taken us all this time to get it together. We just thought, well, we can't do it in person. It's not going to happen.

We did it right late, and it was nothing short of joyous because she is brilliant.

You're going to know Kerry. If you don't know her, as a standard comedian, do go and check her out. There's loads of stuff online. She's brilliant.

She has this amazing knack as a comedian that it's like a mate telling these stories. She's very, very natural with a comedy.

She's brilliant. Sorry, excuse my voice, but Kroken was going over a cold.

It's like my body has shut down a bit, so forgive the Kroken's.

But you'll also know Kerry from Save Me with past brilliant guests, Lennie James, or Derek with again,

past and fantastic guest, Carl Pilkinson. If you haven't gone back and listened to Lennie James's Whopper of an episode,

I think it nearly came in at three hours. We had to separate into two.

Carl's been on twice again, hilarious, catch-knit with Carl, as always.

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