Go for it. John Richardson. Lead us in. Lead us into battle.

Lead you into battle. This is John Richardson and the FutureNots series six. Episode 7.

The FutureNots are, of course, global game changes, future thinkers and just all-round good vegan eggs, Ed Gillespian, Mark Stevenson.

Surely by definition it's impossible for an egg to be vegan.

There is a vegan scotch egg on the market. I've been seeing people try it.

You're not vegans. I realise I said vegan eggs. That's my preference would be a vegan egg.

You are egg consumers. would be a vegan egg. You are

egg consumers. Yes. But not egg bound. You getting enough fibre guys? Is this how you wanted to

start the podcast? I feel that we're embodying last episode's lessons, which is the beginning of this

podcast, seems like a lesson in uncertainty for me. I have no idea what the fuck's going on,

or where you're going to take this. No, I think I was quite clear, actually. I think this is obfuscation on your part. I wanted to know how many times you go to the toilet a day and whether or not you're getting enough fibre. You can pretend that was unclear if you like. When did you last go number two's? About an hour ago? Well done. Ed? Well, yeah, similar.

We like to coordinate as the future not.

We like to start in town. about an hour ago. Well done. Ed?

Well, yeah, similar.

We like to coordinate as the Future North.

We like to start in tandem.

So we phone each other up and say, go.

And then we both sort of expel simultaneously.

And then we look at the entrails and read the future.

The family that poos together makes the news together.

Mark, you're in your usual guitar infested studio spot.

Yes.

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