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Mr. Hello and welcome to another series five episode of Keeping Up appearances, the luxury podcast.

This is the companion podcast for exploring the world of Hyacinth Bouquet in the hit BBC sitcom Keeping Up Appearances.

My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me

with the Royal Warrant on both sides is William Hanson. Hello Jonathan and I here for one final

series because as you all know by now we absolutely love Hyacinth Bucke in her world. In each episode of

this luxury podcast, William and I take you through an episode of

keeping up appearances delving deep into the world of the bouquets. And today is the third episode

of the last series of the sitcom. Hyacinth is alarmed. Now can you just take us through the

synopsis, please, William? Yes, normally I do this as written in the Harold Snowd book,

but he doesn't give a synopsis for this episode,

because he writes about it in great detail in an earlier chapter,

but doesn't give a succinct synopsis.

So full credit to IMDB.com for this synopsis.

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