Hello and welcome to number four in the series of six, season three of the Ricky Javee show with me, Ricky Javees, Stephen Merchant. Hello. And Carl Pilkinton. All right.

Yeah, first of all, I'm sorry to do this, but me and Steve have got to bring some up

that's been bugging us for a couple of weeks now, but it's reached.

You are so fucking lazy, Carl at the moment.

You have time off, right?

You go away every weekend, so me and Steve are so precious with, you know, so many things to do with extras and books coming out and stuff. You, I've never seen anyone whinge about going in with kidney stones. I know loads of people that had kidney stones. They've had the, yeah, yeah, no, no, you know, you say not like that because they have, they've had the operation. I know people that had their appendix out, right? An actual under the knife operation, and he was back at work the next day, and he had a bit of a sore side. But you have wins now for weeks and weeks, everything, you're saying, oh, I've had this, oh, I've got to go in again. But you're still well enough to go away every weekend to see your folks or your indoors, or a holiday. And it's just we are so, you know, sometimes you've got to pull together, mate.

Yeah, mate. Yeah. But what I'm saying is, you say keep a diary, and you said, make sure you do a diary for a year. Yeah. If I didn't go and visit people and travel the world, what would I do in it? Carl, I read your diary every week. All you seem to do is spend time in a cafe, having a cup of tea and a bit of breakfast. That's the weekend. That's where you've constantly visiting.

Anyway, let's not... What would I do in it? Carl, I read your diary every week. All you seem to do is spend time in a cafe, having a cup of tea and a bit of breakfast.

That's the weekend.

That's where you do stuff.

You don't even like your family, I thought. It's not my family, is it? She's and family. You don't like anyone. Why are you visiting? But you say, I'm working that weekend. that weekend. We have to put, let's put this in first. You know, it's a busy time.

Family is important and you can't keep messing people around.

But this is all you have to do. What's put this in first. You know, it's a busy time. Family's important, isn't it?

You can't keep messing people around.

But this is all you have to do.

What else are you doing?

What other job have you got?

You know.

I don't want to go into what I'm doing, but I've got loads of stuff.

But all I'm always having meetings.

I know, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know, yeah. So, no, seriously, though.

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