S02 E08: The Toy Store

The Luxury Podcast

Audio Always

Tv & Film, Society & Culture, Comedy

4.9 • 666 Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2021

⏱️ 38 minutes

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Unlike Hyacinth's view on bathrooms, podcasts should be both seen and heard. Accordingly, in the eighth episode of Keeping Up Appearances The Luxury Podcast, William Hanson and Jonathan Vernon-Smith discuss Daddy's overspending at the local toy store and Mrs Bucket's brother-in-law dressing up like a jockey and riding around on a horse named Thunderbolt.

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0:00.0	Are you tired of being told a pipe down pet, calm down love, or worst of all, get a grip?
0:05.9	Oh, it just gets us so railed up even thinking about it. Well, if you're sick and bite in your
0:09.9	tongue, we're here to help you let it all hang out. To call out the kiosk and make some noise.
0:15.1	I'm Angela Scanlon and I'm Vicki Patterson. Our new podcast is the unapologetic group chat
0:20.3	you've always wanted.
0:22.0	Introducing, get a grip.
0:23.9	So if you're done with holding back, this is your space.
0:27.4	Listen wherever you get your podcasts.
0:34.6	Hello and welcome to Keeping Up Appearances, the luxury podcast. This is the companion podcast for exploring the world of Hyacinth Bouquet in the hit BBC sitcom Keeping Up Appearances. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith and with me as always, William Hanson.
0:51.6	Hello, we're here because we go mad for a bit of snobbery and one-upmanship,
0:55.8	and we want you to enjoy Hyacinth and her family as much as Jonathan and Light.
1:00.4	We certainly do. In each episode of this luxury podcast,
1:04.2	William and I will take you through an episode of Keeping Up Appearances,
1:07.3	delving deep into the world of the bouquets.
1:10.4	So which episode is it today then, William?
1:12.6	This is series two, episode eight, the toy store. Lovely. And here is the official synopsis as
1:20.1	written in its bouquet not bucket by Harold's notes. You read that while I drink out of the
1:24.1	Royal Doulton with the hand-tented berwinkel. Hand-work.
1:30.6	We do like this program, really.
1:33.5	With a hand-pented burrowinkle!
1:36.2	Just don't spill it on your rug.
1:38.3	Daisy Onslow and Rose arrive on Hyacinth's doorstep to her usual horror to tell her that a large local department store
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