S01 E11 - Cheap Doctors

The Ricky Gervais Show

Ricky Gervais, Stephen Merchant, and Karl Pilkington

Comedy

4.7 • 774 Ratings

🗓️ 13 February 2025

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

This week, conversations about school education, dishwashers on spacecraft, Karl’s fight with a seven year old, moving planets, doppelgängers, and monkey opticians. Warning: prolonged exposure to Karl’s “thoughts” may result in severe loss of IQ points.

13th February 2006

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0:00.0	The Ricky Javees Show on Guardian Unlimited.
0:09.7	Hello and welcome to number 11 in our series of 12 podcasts with me, Ricky Jervais.
0:15.2	Hello, Stephen Merchant.
0:16.8	Hello.
0:17.4	And Carl Pilkington.
0:18.7	All right.
0:19.5	Now, Carl, you have become a phenomenon.
0:24.2	Okay.
0:25.3	Right.
0:26.3	This is a new story that's gone everywhere.
0:29.2	It started, I think, in New York, Reuters.
0:31.7	And then that's been taken up by every Reuters network everywhere.
0:35.2	India, all over Australia, England. Okay, here it is. The headline is,
0:40.8	podcast makes Britain an unlikely internet icon. Britain there, B-R-I-T-O-N. Okay. Now, this is the story by
0:49.6	Mark Egan, and it came out of New York originally. Unemployed British radio producer Carl Pilkington has become an unlikely superstar by using the medium of podcasting for his bizarre statement about eating in animals' private parts. Remember that?
1:04.9	Yeah, it was more about like that reality show.
1:08.1	It says that here. It was during a discussion on the Jervais show about a reality TV show where contestants
1:13.3	were asked to eat an animal's penis.
1:16.1	Pilkinton made internet history while talking about this, it says, right?
1:20.7	First, he said he could not eat the animal's penis in the morning because he had a
1:23.9	delicate stomach.
1:25.1	He then proclaimed, using the British slang for penis,
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