The Ricky Javees Show on Guardian Unlimited.

Hello, welcome to the 10th podcast in the series of 12th Ricky Javee show with me, Ricky Javees, Stephen Merchant.

Hello.

And of course, Carl Pilkington.

All right.

Now, thanks for all your emails. We've really started a community here, I think.

Yes.

We're all brought together by one aim, the fascination of the brain of Carl Pilkington, basically.

Absolutely. There's thousands of people who are equally as obsessed as we are with it.

I really don't know why it's called the Wicked Javay show anymore. I mean, I was cynical at the beginning, but it's, it's farcical.

Welcome to the Carl Pilkinton show. Well, people say they'd like to hear more from you and I, but I don't see why when you've got this in the room. I feel like the ringmaster, but the real star is the shaved monkey in a jar that we bring out. Do you know what I mean? That's it. That's the star of the show, you know.

Yeah.

Well, we've had loads of emails, actually, and we've had one from Nige, who's done this

brilliant cartoon of Carl on the beach.

I think we should sell those as postcards.

But someone's beaten us to selling merchandise.

If you go to www.cafappress.com forward slash Mr. Pilkington, someone is selling

everything with Carl Pilkton's head on it. Now, these are bootleg goods. We're not making any money

from it, but I'm strangely proud. I just love to see millions of people wearing a little t-shirt

or a baseball cap or drinking out of a mug

with his little round head on it. He's made a clock which is perfect because it fits absolutely, you know what I mean, the sides of the head go right to the edge of the clock because it's perfectly round. I'd like to see maybe as well those sort of rubber or plastic face masks that you can buy for Halloween with just Carl's face. Oh, just millions of people all look like cars.

Oh, that would be amazing.

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