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The Luxury Podcast

S01 E06: The Christening

The Luxury Podcast

Audio Always

Education, Society & Culture, Comedy, Posh, Etiquette, Self-improvement, Keeping Up Appearances, Luxury

4.9866 Ratings

🗓️ 17 February 2021

⏱️ 36 minutes

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Summary

In the final episode of the first series of Keeping Up Appearances, Hyacinth and Richard attend the baptism of Daisy and Onslow’s granddaughter while emerging from a hippy caravanette.  William inadvertently reveals his parents’ household security measures and Jonathan explains the fascinating ins and outs of how cash cards once worked.  To watch-along with William and Jonathan, make sure you watch the sixth episode of the first series of Keeping Up Appearances before listening to this podcast.

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0:00.0

Are you tired of being told a pipe down pet, calm down love, or worst of all, get a grip?

0:05.9

Oh, it just gets us so railed up even thinking about it. Well, if you're sick and bite in your

0:09.9

tongue, we're here to help you let it all hang out. To call out the kiosk and make some noise.

0:15.1

I'm Angela Scanlon and I'm Vicki Patterson. Our new podcast is the unapologetic group chat

0:20.3

you've always wanted.

0:22.0

Introducing, get a grip. So if you're done with holding back, this is your space. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

0:34.1

Hello and welcome to keeping upances, the luxury podcast.

0:39.1

If you hadn't guessed already, this is the companion podcast for exploring the world of Hyacinth Bouquet in the hit BBC sitcom Keeping Up Appearances.

0:49.5

My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith, and with me, of course, is William Hanson.

0:52.9

Jonathan and I are here because we absolutely love Hyacinth and the world of keeping up appearances.

0:59.0

We've binged the bouquets, and we want you to binge and fall in love with them all as much as we do.

1:06.3

So by now, you should know how this podcast works, but here's just a little reminder just in case.

1:12.7

In each episode, William and I will take you through an episode of Keeping Up appearances,

1:16.9

delving deep into the world of the bouquets.

1:20.0

So please don't listen any further if you haven't watched the sixth episode of the first series.

1:26.1

Remember, Hyacinth always comes first. And as always, William,

1:31.0

I'll sort the tea in the rolled-ulton with the handpid and buddy winkles. And you share with us a brief

1:37.1

synopsis, if you would, with what happens in The Christening.

1:44.2

Hyacinth and Richard are due to attend the christening of their nieces baby.

1:48.6

On the way to the church, brackets, not their local one used in episode five,

1:53.4

they call in at daisies in order to pick up Rose to whom they're giving a lift to the church

1:58.6

because Onslow's car will be full with himself,

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