Are you tired of being told a pipe down pet, calm down love, or worst of all, get a grip?

Oh, it just gets us so railed up even thinking about it. Well, if you're sick and bite in your

tongue, we're here to help you let it all hang out. To call out the kiosk and make some noise.

I'm Angela Scanlon and I'm Vicki Patterson. Our new podcast is the unapologetic group chat

you've always wanted.

Introducing, get a grip. So if you're done with calling back, this is your space. Listen wherever you get your podcasts.

Hello and welcome to keeping up appearances, the luxury podcast. If you hadn't guessed already,

this is the companion podcast for exploring the world of Hyacinth Bouquet in the hit BBC sitcom Keeping Up

Appearances. My name's Jonathan Vernon Smith. With me is William Hanson. Jonathan and I are here

because we absolutely love Hyacinth in the world of keeping up appearances.

We're head up and hyper on Hyacinth.

And we want you to fall in love with it as much as we do.

So by now you should know how this podcast works, but here's a little reminder.

In each instalment, William and I will take you through an episode

of keeping up appearances

delving deep into the world of the bouquets.

So don't listen any further

if you haven't watched

the fourth episode of the first series.

Remember, Hyacinth always comes first.

And as always, William,

I'll sort the tea in the Royal Dulton with the handprinted

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