I'll tell you your behaviour last night with shocking, eh?

You're fucking voice-man, shocking.

You've been taking me for an idiot, eh?

Fucking sing like an idiot with an accent me.

Like em, I'm no, eh.

Telling you be don't start appreciating me, I'll fucking leave, eh?

Fucking leave, and take that fucking accent away, you.

Listen. Listen living, listening to the Synchronon.

Sick and Ron.

Yes.

You're listening to Sickleon.

The Sick and Wrong, the world source for anti-social commentary. God, what a bunch of scumbags. Good evening. Welcome to sick and wrong, the world source for antisocial commentary. I'm on your host, you, Simon. Hi, I'm Kate Rambow. It's cracking there, Kate. Yeah, not much. Like, just same old, same old, bit of a shit week. But you've just got to keep on trucking. L-I-V-I-N. I admire your positivity. Me, on the other hand, I'm just filled with negativity. Because I'm waiting for my results from my goddamn COVID test. Oh, you're taking another one? Yeah, this would be my second one.

Yeah, you're just like coming in the jars.

Yeah.

Yeah, that's the new COVID test.

They test your cum.

It's like they put, they basically just put the thermometer in like a fucking wadier spooge.

Just right, right in the screen.

I imagine, yeah.

You know that scene on the thing where he tests it with like the heated up wire coral and then it just goes when you've got

the COVID yeah they've done that with you but they've been like he's a Joe

um no yeah have you had a COVID test? Have you had to deal with one? No. I'm not a paranoid American. Well, sometimes you have to. The reason I have to get one is because my sister wants me to come up to S.F. For Thanksgiving, but because she's preggers, she's like, you've got to get a COVID test. So I'm like, all right. Yeah, you don't want to get schmooly sick. Yeah, I mean, I kind of, I hate Thanksgiving. So I'm kind of, but I haven't spent Thanksgiving with her for a while just because I had to spend like the last four with my ex's family. So I'd be interested to go do it. But the fucking COVID test is a bitch to get. You'd think with all the fucking cases rising, they would try to make it a little easier for people to get a COVID test. But no, it's a fucking pain in the ass. Like I had to call my fucking, I go to Kaiser, which is our HMO here. I'd call them and you talk to one nurse, and then she's, I'm like, yeah, and I just,

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