I come really hard when I get an abortion, and it's not just because I'm killing a baby.

There's actually nerve centers in the back of the uterus that can be stimulated through a regular intercourse.

The only way to achieve that kind of orgasms to visit a clinic and have my vagina speculated and scoop down

and let the bottom of a Beninjury pint of Meenite.

It's dangerous but liberating.

Like the adrenaline rush from base jumping

or Snapchatting nudes to a co-worker.

Oh yeah, my favorite podcast is the sick and wrong podcast, because it's a very good podcast.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's a funny, funny, funny, funny, funny show.

Sick and wrong podcast is a wonderful podcast.

It's a miraculous podcast.

It's like the best podcast in the whole wide, wide, wide world. Good evening. Welcome to Sick and Wrong, the World Source for Anti-Social Commentary. I'm one of your hostee, Simon.

Hello, I'm Kate Rambore.

What's cracking there, Kate? Not much. What's going on with you?

I'm chilling like a villain, as usual. How's a lockdown treating you? Seam old, same old. I'm kind of just living the same old life. Every day I'm going to the shops to buy wine, and so is everyone else. Are you just a recluse, usually? I'm not a recluse in the same way that John Steele is a recluse.

Yeah, I want the pubs back. I think this lockdown is a bit of a joke, to be honest. You're not just sitting at home, growing a beer and a mullet. Oh, I do that for fun anyway. Cursing at the youth? Yeah, the youth. Yeah, so what does the deal with this lockdown over there? It's the second lockdown. Are they taking it seriously?

Are people taking it seriously?

Like are there Bobby's outside patrolling the streets with their billy clubs?

No.

Not that I'm aware of where I live.

But it's a bit stupid because the projected figures that sent us into this lockdown were fake.

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