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Sick and Wrong Podcast

S&W Episode 563: Harrison Gets The Zaps

Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee Simon and Kate Rambo

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.82.9K Ratings

🗓️ 19 December 2016

⏱️ 89 minutes

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Summary

Harrison has a bad case of the zaps. It’s never not creepy to try and pickup a girl while taking UberPool. Chachi beaten up by the Red Hot Chili Pepper’s drummer’s wife. Jewish molester comes up with a creative excuse. Coupon rage at local supermarket. What’s your suicide song? Phone calls.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Now this is something the other tour guides won't tell you.

0:05.2

In this particular cell block, machine gun Kelly had what we call in the prison system, a bitch.

0:13.5

And one night in a jealous rage, Kelly took a makeshift knife for shiv and cut out the bitch's eyes.

0:23.6

Hey, you knew another thing about Harry.

0:25.6

Oh, no.

0:30.6

And as if this wasn't enough retribution for Kelly,

0:38.3

the next day he and four other inmates took turns

0:42.3

Pissing into the bitch's ocular cavities.

0:52.3

This way to the cafeteria. This way to the cafeteria.

0:57.0

The This is sick and wrong, the world's source for antisocial commentary.

1:22.9

Brought to you by Adam and Eve.com.

1:26.4

Good evening. Welcome to sick and wrong, the world source for antiso Commentary. I'm your host, E. Simon. I'm Harrison. Harrison. How's tricks? Pretty fucking bad. I know. You're telling me, before we started the show, that you've been zapped? Like, zapped like Scott Bayo in the movie zapped from the 80s zaps what's it

1:46.3

was it was there was john ritter no you're thinking uh you're thinking of a different movie

1:51.3

with john ritter where he goes through television yeah no and there's like a bodybuilder in it

1:57.0

uh that's a totally different skin skin deep i want to say it's not called skin deep i can guarantee you that all right i might be off on that but no That's a totally different. Skin deep. It's not called skin deep.

2:02.2

I can guarantee you that.

2:03.1

All right.

2:03.3

I might be off on that.

2:04.2

But no,

2:04.4

there's a movie with Scott Bayo.

2:07.7

Yeah.

2:08.3

And I think Willie Ames back in the day where they like, Scott Bayo develops this

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