S&W Episode 562: Pizzagate and the Itchy Anus

Sick and Wrong Podcast

Dee Simon and Kate Rambo

Comedy, Tv & Film

4.8 • 2.9K Ratings

🗓️ 12 December 2016

⏱️ 92 minutes

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Summary

Dee and Harrison want to spread their own fake news involving Nancy Reagan, Chuck E Cheese, and Aleister Crowley. Aussie Man punches kangaroo to get Fosters back. Rampant acts of duggery in Stockton. Walgreens bathroom claims another life. Phone calls.

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0:00.0	What happens in the church?
0:21.6	And we do sacrifice and eat the baby. What do you mean sacrifice and eat the baby? So we killed the baby and eat it and drink the blood wrong. Is that true, Gabriel? Yes. And we dance with the skulls. You what? We dance with the skulls in the church. What skulls? Sculls of the baby. Pardon? The skulls of the baby.
0:23.6	You dance with the baby skulls?
0:25.6	Yes.
0:26.6	And who kills the babies?
0:27.6	Papa, me, Elisa.
0:30.6	Who kills the babies?
0:33.6	Papa.
0:34.6	And what?
0:35.6	He gets you to help him? Yes.
0:38.3	Shoot.
0:39.3	So he tells us to hold the hand in a knife and then he holds his hand on our hands, so then
0:45.3	he cuts the baby's head on it.
0:47.3	And then he tips it upside down and then we drain the blood.
0:50.3	Oh yeah, my favourite podcast is the sick and wrong podcast because it's a very good podcast.
1:04.4	Oh yeah.
1:06.3	Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
1:09.0	It's a funny, funny, funny, funny, funny show.
1:13.7	Sick and wrong podcast is a wonderful podcast.
1:21.5	It's a miraculous podcast.
1:25.6	It's like the best podcast in the whole wide, wide, wide world. Good evening. Welcome to sick and wrong the world source for antisocial commentary. I'm one of your host, E. Simon. I'm Harrison. Harrison, you look pained, and I think I know why. I do know why. You do know why. I do know why. Because you called me. You know, this was the first time out of, let's see, we've done 560 episodes. I don't know. A lot of episodes of this podcast. And this is the first time that I've ever been delayed due to rectal issues. Oh, yeah. Yeah, rectal issues. But you seem to have pulled through your rectal issues. But they're not rectal issues. Oh yeah. Yeah, rectal issues. But, but, but you, you seem to pull through your
2:02.0	rectal issues. Well, they involve your rectum. No, they don't involve my rectum. They involve
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