S. A. Andrée's Arctic Balloon Expedition of 1897

Baby Geniuses

Lisa Hanawalt and Emily Heller

Tuca & Bertie, Podcast, Banchunch, Heller, Performing Arts, Comedy Interviews, Lisa, Emily, Maxfun, Comedy, Horses, Leisure, Maximumfun, Hanawalt, Home & Garden, Arts, Martha Stewart, Wikipedia, Wiki Of The Week, Bojack Horseman, Chunch Chat, Character, Gardening

4.8 • 1K Ratings

🗓️ 11 June 2018

⏱️ 81 minutes

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Summary

Hello, babies! On today's episode, we address some controversies, including those surrounding Emily's Friends tweet. Lisa has a sex dream about a bird. Emily reads a libertarian children's book. On Chunch Chat, Martha Stewart rides her friesian to the farmer's market. On Wiki of the Week, we read the Wikipedia page for "S. A. Andrée's Arctic Balloon Expedition of 1897." I would suggest not taking a hot air balloon to the North Pole.

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0:00.0	A billion years ago there was nothing but space than one of God's wet farts
0:04.8	threw all the planets in place there were no signs of life on Mars or Venus but
0:09.3	planet Earth was blessed with two baby geniuses.
0:13.0	Baby geniuses.
0:15.0	We know everything.
0:17.0	Baby geniuses.
0:19.0	We know everything.
0:20.0	Baby geniuses.
0:22.0	We know everything baby geniuses. We know everything baby geniuses.
0:24.5	Tell us something we don't know.
0:26.5	Hello babies. Welcome to baby geniuses. I'm Emily. I'm Lisa. Thank you for
0:31.6	listening to our show or reading a transcript if that's a thing that's happening.
0:37.3	Oh, very cool. I would be very curious if that was happening.
0:40.3	Yeah, let us know if that's happening. Yeah, don't, well, I, I don't care if you tell me.
0:46.0	There's definitely some information I want about you. I don't know if I necessarily want that.
0:52.0	I'm just trying to encourage engagement.
0:53.7	Yeah. We got a lot of letters about the Yellow Delly cult. We really did. Most of them
0:58.1	were just like, I ate there once. It was weird. The men talked to me and the
1:01.8	women did not talk. And then I found out later it
1:04.2	was a cult yeah there was those one people who were like camping the hikers on
1:09.2	Appalachian trail yeah and the yellow dellie cult tried to get them to stay.
1:12.8	They were like posted up by the trail with fucking smoothies trying to lure hikers.
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