Moving in, down the order, it might, like Thomas said, it might get him to relax and just go play. Hey, how about this guy plays center field maybe, huh? This guy was an excellent baseball player, AJ Brown. Nice swing. I watch his video. Really good swing. Great arm. In fact, his velocity from the outfield is like 88, 89 miles an hour, which is pretty darn good.

AJ Brown, newest member of the Eagles at least be a trade.

Others were drafted, obviously.

Throwing out the first bitch.

I think he should be a mound guy. I was going to say it's a ton of the mound guy.

Right.

Right.

He's too good of an arm, too good of an athlete.

I wanted to see the real thing.

I mean, that's like, you know, that's like kitty toss there.

You get to stand out in front of the mound.

Come on.

And you could see, you can throw it.

You can see his arms real there. That was no problem at all. So it's not, yeah, it is. He's got some pace on that. But Mike, you'd be a guy that'd be on the mound, right? You got a nice smooth stroke. You throw the ball nice. I'd get on the mound. I don't know where the ball would go. The only safe place in the building would be on the mound once I threw it. I think I could do it. I look, it's one thing to say it. It's another thing to do it. I think I could get on the mound and do it. I played a little baseball in my day. Not very well, but well enough to throw the ball from point A to point B if it's only, what is it, 60 feet? Is that what it is? Like 60 feet, six inches, something, some weirdly specific thing like that. I think I could pull that off.

You could pull that off. Especially because I would practice it a couple of times. It's, it wouldn't be something where it's like, oh my God, I have to throw a ball. Like, I think I could do it. Famous last words. Yeah. Famous last words. I got you. I haven't had a baseball. I haven't had a baseball glove on in a long time. When we went to the beach last year, I went looking for mine and I couldn't find it for the first time ever. Come on, man. Throw the horse hide down on the beach and make some of the other beachgoers mad because this this rock hard projectiles flying around. I couldn't find it. Oh, you got to find it. I've had it. Since 1987, back when you were six years old, that's how long I've had that thing. Well, that's what's awesome about baseball gloves. You just, you know, you just throw them in a closet. And whenever you need them, you grab it and, you know, okay, dust it off. And let's throw some, you know, let's throw some balls around. And it is great. I love baseball from that aspect. I'm a little in that. It's baseball season, right? So I am getting outside, having a catch with my son and doing stuff like that. There's something peaceful about it, something that, you know, it definitely offers you, you know, just a good bonding moment while you're sitting there throwing some balls.

One of the great memories of childhood.

And it's both enjoyable but also inherently frustrating.

The whole concept of how to properly break in a baseball ball.

Yeah, right.

And I remember thinking not quite this way, but I was dismayed along the lines of,

hey, we can put a man on the moon, but you can't make a baseball glove that's ready to go.

Like, what is this?

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