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🗓️ 6 April 2023
⏱️ 6 minutes
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Ryan Sickler joins the pod to list out every major white trash hub in Baltimore that he's lived in, how his aunt won a million dollar lawsuit against Rite Aid in the 80s, a very special neighbor he once had, hereditary health issues, and his new special Lefty's Son. Ryan and Stav help callers including a recovered addict who's hesitant about letting his also-recovering addict sister move in with him, and a happily married man who loves his wife and family but is struggling to get over an ex.
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0:00.0 | At this point now, I am homeless and I go to live my Aunt Marguerite, and then my brother and I, |
0:06.1 | I tell my Aunt Marguerite, I promise I'm gonna sleep on your couch, but I'm gonna bust my ass, |
0:09.6 | I will find us a place to live, and I find us a place to live in Owings Mills. That's where we |
0:13.6 | go next. Owings Mills, Racerstown Road, right there in Main Drag, Owings Mills, and it was right, |
0:20.6 | it's one of these places like Morningside Heights or something. Heights is never good, but we didn't |
0:26.1 | have a choice. The fake names of, like trying to make an apartment building sound like it's |
0:31.1 | community. So we find this one place off of, I think the road was enchanted hills. I'm none of this |
0:38.0 | is good. I go see it during the day, and I'm like, it seems nice, you know, it seems nice. |
0:45.6 | And then we move in, and I realized that we are the only white people in this whole, it's not |
0:56.5 | just this, you know, those complex like a building here, and it's got apartments that go down here |
1:01.6 | and up here, and then another floor up, and it's like four, six of these buildings, but there's |
1:06.1 | quadrants everywhere, like my brother and I are the only white guys in this building. So I go to |
1:11.4 | work one night at UPS, and I come home, and my brother had a bunch of people over, and they're all |
1:17.0 | smoking and hanging out and shit, and when I get home, there are fucking Baltimore County police |
1:21.9 | all over this fucking park, and they're right at our fucking buildings entrance, and I'm like, |
1:27.4 | man, my fucking dumb ass brother with the OBM. We were homeless two days ago. We just got |
1:36.8 | displaced, and I walk it up, and the police look at me, they don't say anything, so I just |
1:44.1 | fucking pull the front door open. Now there's a couple cops on the stairs, and I'm like, listen, |
1:49.2 | man, I live here, you about, I'll just let you in, you know, I'm just gonna let you in, |
1:54.2 | any point to the doorway across from ours, okay? So I go in my door, my brother's sound asleep, |
2:00.3 | I shut the door, I deadbolt that motherfucker, and I get up on that door, and I'm looking at people, |
2:05.2 | and I'm watching, and they start yelling, and now I go over to my window over here that looks |
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